Brainstorm A Killer Brand!

The World’s #1 BrainstormPro Speaks Out!

“Forget Content…Concept Is King!”

Great Ideas Never Come From Within ‘Your Comfort Zone’…

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Use BrainstormPro To Develop A World Class Product or Brand Concept…

(Then take advantage of our HeadlineGizmo software to consitently nail high-quality marketing messages in all mediums including eMail, print, web pages etc…)

Fusion Brainstorming is a brutal process but can produce outstanding out of the box solutions.

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To Take Full Advantage of Your Best Competitive Advantage – Your Imagination!

Dear Seeker of Disruptive (or down-right disorderly) Ideas,

If you are looking to create a killer brand, you’ve come to the right place.

However, in the interest of fairness and not wasting any of your precious time, you should know upfront that to work with the world’s #1 BrainstormPro is not cheap.

The fees are based on the project but may range from $10,000 per day to $100,000/ day or more.

Not only that, it could take 50 days to develop your brand and product line.

We are that serious about brainstorming radical and innovative solutions.

I will get to the reasons for this pricing and why we have to charge this much in a few minutes.

Fortunately if you cannot afford those fees, we have some other options available for group Brainstorming which you can read about at the bottom of the page.

Looking To Build A Multi-Billion Dollar Brand Without Outside Funding?

The internet is dominated by a few major corporations, some of whom got their seed capital from government organizations like DARPA.

The reason is, is that this whole whizz-bang internet was originally designed for warfare.

If you look at the statistics about how many companies are actually profitable, the numbers are shocking.

Most of the hipster companies fall off eventually.

It’s because they aren’t in tune with reality (that internet is based around WMD), but instead try to redefine things.

SEO & Social media focused marketing mostly sucks and mostly only benefits the platform owners.

The gurus have told you it works, but for most people, it doesn’t!

Forget adjusting your brand image to meet anyone else’s standards other than your target market…

Worse yet, social media is often political – Meaning if you have a product that is counter to the establishment (or competitive with it), you get subtly or overtly shunned.

The people who own the big sites are often in bed with the establishment, an arrangement you might not be comfortable with…

And those that run smaller sites are often ‘Digital Maoists’ meaning if you try to gain any popularity or get any market feedback from free forum posting, you’ll be harassed immediately as an evil capitalist.

You can promote on social media, but work smart: Sharpen your concept so it is worthwhile.

There’s a reason why Bitcoin was created in secrecy with the owner going under a made up name!

The biggest recent disruption was Bitcoin, and that is because it upends the traditional fiat currency and banking system which is trillions in debt.

Similarly, if you are radical and want to really hit it big, you have to roll out a wicked strategy like Bitcoin to really be disruptive.

The JFK Assassination & Why I Sometimes Charge More Than Dan Kennedy…

I once heard Dan Kennedy speaking on some seminar tapes and he
 said there is one topic he would never talk about with his clients or bring up:

The JFK assassination.

Dan is a great copywriter and I recommend his courses if you are looking to learn more about copywriting…

But for brainstorming and brand building, Dan Kennedy ain’t really our speed.

BrainstormPro is the #1 Brand Name Development Brainstorming Specialist.

If you want thermo-nuclear branding, you have to roll with someone who has the personality to bring up that topic.

There’s no way around it.

That’s part of the reason we’re working to build our own owl drones that are way better dollar for dollar than anything the establishment military contractors build.

I understand people who want to remain PC and non-combative, but if you are ready to throw your hat in the ring and disrupt something like, say, military spending, you gotta be ready to confront something like the JFK assassination…

You need the good folk at BrainstormPro.

Only a few people in the business world are crazy and real enough to get close to that topic…

If you work with BrainstormPro, you’ll meet some really good people.

We aren’t the typical types you will meet, rather revolutionaries who have a distaste for mainstream marketing, MLM and the stuff that are short-term plays.

However, BrainstormPro is great for promoting any type of business opportunity or product.

My Partner And I Met Talking About JFK…

I did just that – I brought it up with my in house email list and that his how I met one of the top little known branding experts in the states.

The guy I met has 30 yrs working with 3M as the liaison between the inventors and the marketing soldiers.

You will not find branding expertise like the 2 of us bring anywhere in the states probably the universe.

Check them out below and you’ll see we are hard to match with for branding expertise for new inventions and technology related business.

I’m going to give you 2 examples of brands I developed with my team, on a micro-budget, through intense brainstorming sessions: is a super-pithy theme I’ve developed for the estimated multi-trillion dollar markets in artificial intelligence and robotics.

These future markets are HUGE, with an estimated $35 Trillion dollar market impact by 2025

“I’m Telling You, The First Trillionaires are going to come from someone who masters this technology. It’s just going to blow everything away..” – Self-made billionaire Mark Cuban

“If you create a breakthrough in this field it is worth 10 Microsofts…If I were starting out today and looking for the same kind of opportunity to make a big impact in the world…[Numer] One is artificial intelligence.” – Bill Gates

“It blows me away. If I am this close to it and it is blowing me away then it is really going to blow other people away.” – Elon Musk

A recent Bank of America/Merrill Lynch report predicts that robots will be performing 45 percent of manufacturing tasks by 2025, compared to just 10 percent today.

The report stated:

‘We estimate the current robots and the AI solutions market at $153 billion by 2020, including $83 billion for robots, and $70 billion for AI-based analytics. Disruptive technologies will yield $14 to $33 trillion in annual economic impact by 2025 through cost reductions and efficiency gains. Early adoption will be a key comparative advantage, while those that lag in investment will see their competitiveness slip.” -Robotics Business Review

WOWLS! is nearly unbeatable for both pith and flexibility for the theme of AI and Robotics.

We also came up with Gizmowl – A brand for educating kids about Bitcoin and something for new technologies that can be fun for adults too.

Anywhere I post this it gets a laugh and gains attention.

It is funny, but it is also a serious brand for the multi-trillion dollar future AI markets.

You won’t find expertise like this with a typical copywriter – You need the good folks at BrainstormPro!

This is doubly true if you are involved in engineering and science…

Most scientists don’t have the creative brainstorming formula, the needed ingredient for branding…

And therefore are missing the catalyst for success.

Our brands are brainbusters.

Someone’s head could explode trying to think of something better.

Want your competition up late at night, rubbing their eyes, trying to figure out how you nailed a brand name with ultimate pith that taps the future trends in Virtual Reality, Augmented Reality, Crypto Currency, Artificial Intelligence etc…?

We’re the people to talk to.

Developing a brand with multi-billion dollar potential like Angry Birds…

Angry Birds was something like the 52nd game that company came up with.

If you think there is an easy and superficial route to success you are deluding yourself.

WARNING: Serious, Hardcore Brainstorming Can Be Brutal!

Much like you only get better at martial arts or any other physical activity after going past the point of exhaustion, brainstorming is the same way.

You have to push those neurons and synapses to find the brilliant brand solutions.

We can do much of the hard work for you – Our brains are trained at the most elite level to find solutions.


Brainstorming a brand is all about planting your flag for the future…

Our work speaks for itself.

For the future markets of artificial intelligence, robotics, virtual reality, crypto currency etc…

Brands like Gizmowl and Wowls are very hard to beat with any budget.

We are ‘Thermo-Nuclear’ & we don’t shy away from the most controversial topics like North Korea or The JFK Assasination.

An entire generation now has to think about the consequences of weapons development with North Korea, and these brands tap the future and make a little hi-tech superhero for animation themes and games.

Top Level Brainstorming Expertise

If you would like your initial consultation you can order now for $10,000 with PayPal.


Contact us for crypto rates.

If that is out of your price range, we have some alternatives.

BrainstormPro 2.0 is the ultimate guide to developing an outstanding brand concept on a budget.



1000’s of hours of combined study of the brainstorming processes and actually doing it went into this guide.

60 yrs + Branding Expertise from lead marketers at the top inventions company in the states
15 yrs Copywriting & Software development
Top Branding & Animation Expertise.

Fusion Brainstorming – Don’t Let Them Tell You It’s Easy!

Real brainstorming is a bit like rocket science…

Much like an atomic scientist has to get down to the nitty-gritty level of electrons and sub-atomic particles, a truly powerful brand-name has to zoom in on the entire lexicon of language, find the best word combinations out of billions and billions of possibilities…

And then smash them together in an act of fusion.

You really have to push those nerves and synapses.

Fortunately, you can do it…

Even if you don’t have a science degree from a university like MIT or Stanford.

The great thing about brainstorming is that it allows you to take full advantage of your imagination – Something that no one can take away.

“Imagination is one of the last remaining legal means you have to gain an unfair advantage over your competition” – Ed McCabe

This guide can save you a fortune and help you develop the kinds of brand concepts that even a Madison Avenue ad firm would be hard-pressed to beat.

Are You Suffering From Information Overload?

This guide is short – It condenses thousands of pages of information on brainstorming into a short guide and comes with accompanying MP3 audios.

  • The #1 Thing You Have To Know About Brainstorming
  • Weathering The Storm – Surviving The Brutal Rejection of Ideas & Arriving At Something With Mass Appeal
  • Who You Want On Your Brainstorming Team (Hint: It Is Counter-intuitive)
  • Inventors vs. Marketers – Why Most Inventors Fail To Develop Killer Brands (And often die broke) & Why The Expertise I Bring Is Desperately Needed
  • (Hint: If a 3rd grader cannot understand your brand almost immediately, it probably isn’t that great)
  • Pre-Internet Branding Techniques – What Makes Brands Like ‘Tide’ All Time Sellers That Never Go Out of Style
  • Brand Warfare – Modelling Previous Successes For Victory
  • Branding 5.0 – Planting Your Flag & Positioning for New Advances In Technology – Get In Early & Reap The Benefits of Predictive Branding

I’ll be honest: To develop a brand concept like WOWLS! might take you a year or more.

You may see results in as short as a few weeks, but over time, you may find that you refine your concept, much like my brand went from Gizmowl! to WOWLS! after a year or so of letting the idea percolate.

This should be obvious – Even companies like Google went back and made their corporate name ‘Alphabet‘.

And if you saw the Facebook movie, you right remember one tip of changing the name from ‘The Facebook’ to just ‘Facebook’, and ponder the effect, in billions of dollars, some small adjustment like that could make…

The reason is, a brand is constantly trying to encompass as much as it can, without limiting itself, in a way that also appeals to the largest possible market.

(The Branding Sweet-Spot).

I’m confident that this is a top of the line brand development solution made by real people who actually used the process on themselves!

I test my own theories on myself before selling them, and I show you the proof here on the page so you can decide – “Yeah, those 2 brands are pretty killer”.

If you’re tired of playing for scraps and want to develop a brand with $10 million + potential, this book will give you the information you need and point you towards further resources to shave your study time down by years, if not decades.

Order the PDF guide and Audio MP3’s right now and get started!

Option 1: BrainstormPro PDF + MP3’s – Price $197

Option 2: BrainstormPro Inner Circle – Your Own Mini-Think Tank Price $995 per year.

Looking to build your brand with other serious brainstormers?

BrainstormPro Inner circle is the best brainstorming group on the planet.

This is about building a legit superbrand to stand the test of time.

We are also ‘anti-hipster’ – You don’t have to worry about being too PC around us.

Throw your idea out there and let it bounce of some great brains.

There is a really cool crypto-currency expert here too if you are looking to integrate the trend towards crypto into your product.

Join The Outsiders!

Join real marketing rebels who can pool together ideas and resources to help make your brand a hit.




Crypto-Currency Expertise Included:

Today if you are in hi-tech, your brand should integrate the newer trends in technology.

It is mostly unavoidable.

If you have something not related to hi-tech, we can still help you, but anything in the tech world will probably want to integrate 1 or more of the following into the brand:

1. Artificial Intelligence
2. Crypto-Currency
3. Augmented Reality / Virtual Reality
4. Text Message Marketing
5. Robotics

Only 0.5% of people in the states currently own cryptcurrency, and it is estimated that at least 10% eventually will.

Option 3: Brainstorm Creations Ultra – Price $997 + $197 per month

Click here to order – not available yet!

Option 3 is brand new and for a limited time, if you order option 2, you will get option 3 free of charge for 1 year.

The reason is, the augmented reality devices that will make this the leading brainstorming solution are not available yet, but they will be probably sometime in 2018 and possibly 2019.

If you want the jump on the next revolution in mobile technology I highly suggest you join with us now and start talking about the apps you could build.

Option 3 Details:

If you are completely serious about developing a brand with 10 million + potential, Brainstorm Creations Ultra is designed to work with advances in augmented reality to create fusion brainstorming groups where you can work with others in hologram meetings.

It takes much of that tech the military developed for MK Ultra and puts it in your hands to use to develop your own outstanding brands.

I mean after all – If they are developing scary powerful shit, why not make it work for you?

This is absolute cutting edge for Brainstorming, the ultimate, and it factors in dozens of academic and real world studies on brainstorming right into the software.

We’ll start out by giving you access to all the goods from the other packages above.

Then we’ll work with you for you initial brainstorming and pair you up with other people who are completely serious about making a killer brand.

The people that can help you the most might not be the people you’d expect – For mass appeal, you probably want someone outside of your close circle because they can give a different perspective on the world.

Then, when the augmented reality technology is available (when the devices hit the market pretty soon), you will be the first to use it for brand development, potentially giving you a huge competitive advantage for the future.


Order today.

Jesse Gilbert

The World’s #1 Brainstorm Pro!

P.S. If you aren’t trying to make your brand #1 then what are you doing?

If you want a shoulder to cry on, go pay a shrink $250 per hour or even $1,000 per hour for their expertise at ‘consoling you in your mediocrity’.

Or if you want so-so luke warm, non controversial marketing, go see if you can get on Dan Kennedy’s wait list.

If you want the branding problem solved, if you want thermo-nuclear brain-busters like Gizmowl & Wowls, spend your money with BrainstormPro.